On the buses

Ok here's what I've done right. Took the bus timetable and crossed out every single entry. With a biro and ruler. Nice and neat like. Then I've added 15 minutes to every single entry. Now, Bob's your uncle and Fanny's your Aunt, we have an accurate timetable. I should be the bus company CEO. Earning 100's of thousand of pounds a year. S'not fair. All I need to do now is wheel me own bloody armchair onto the bus.